I might as well teach you what this weekend is all about.

First, a detailed history of the deep-seated animosity between Notre Dame and Michigan. If anyone ever asks why Notre Dame won't join the Big Ten, the history with Michigan is reason enough.

Next, a brief rundown of the illustrious career of one Bo Schembechler. These are the accomplishments that Michigan fans take pride in. ND just counts national titles.

Finally, a metaphysical analysis of the utter vacuity that is U of M.
Go Irish. Beat Skunkbears.